Smithereens.

Some days... This has been maybe one of the shitties days for a long long time. And this autumn haven't been that good. Apart from the fact that I am panicing about my fucking essay that's due monday (about 10 pages to be handed in. Written = 0.) my computer is broken. So I handed it in like 2 weeks ago, after trying all the things I could do, including erasing everything and starting fresh. Didn't work. Still wont start. So I figured I'd let the pros do it. They drop me an e-mail and says "it's fixed, but since it was a software problem, the guarantee wont cover it. You owe us 813 SEK." That's a bit juicy, considering all they did was reinsall the OS, but what the hell. I need the computer and it is not like it was a secret that I might end up paying for it. So I go to InLife and get the computer. Ask the what was wrong. They don't know. But it is fixed. "Ok" I say and pay up. Whatever. I guess they know what they are doing. After all, I pay them enough. So I go out to the university to study (and I fuck that shit up to) and after a couple of hours I feel like taking a brake so I reckon I'll play around with the computer for a while.

So.

I press the start button.

And.

The same problem I had from before I handed it in to InLife is still there. It won't start properly. It makes the little start up noise, and then nothing. Just blue screen. FOR HOURS.

Fucking idiots.


OK, 2 possibilites.

1) They are idiots and some fucking mouthbreathing idiot figured that you don't have to test the computer after you fixed it to see if you actually fixed it. Especially since the report I left said "re-installed OS SEVERAL times." In Mac nerd that probably means "I don't have to do my job" or something.

2) They didn't fix it. The didn't even try. They are trying to squeeze all my money from me. The did a damage search for it (in Mac Nerd that means looking at it and saying "yup, it's broken. That'll be 800 SEK, thank you very much."), but nothing else, so now I have to go back and they'll do another damage search. And I'll have to pay for that. And THEN they will do the repairs.

If it is option 2, I swear I will kill someone.

I don't know if it is ZOG or the freemasons, but someone is out to get me.

I did a joke like that today, actually. Said that I thought that Zion was after me. Didn't get that good of a reaction. So I said "or maybe it is the freemasons", and people said (together) "oh, it's the masons. Hahaha." That's so nice of you. Really nice. Being all shocked because I make a silly joke about a stupid conspiracy theory about one religious group that was mass murdered by the nazis, but acting all relieved when I give you the option to think the same thing about another religious group that was being mass murdered by the nazis. So PC of you.

If I ever start a band, our first T-shirt slogan will be "Always Political - Always Incorrect." Or maybe 'uncorrect'.